Tom Allen Announces New 2027/28 Tour Totally

Tom Allen has officially announced his massive new UK stand-up tour, Totally, set to hit the road from 2027 through 2028.

Following the runaway, sell-out success of his previous show Completely, the multi-talented comic is returning to the stage to figure out what modern life is actually all about.

In his latest hour, Tom hilariously tackles the grievances of daily existence, from being driven mad by old women on the bus playing music without earphones, to a flooded kitchen and a deeply baffling encounter with a plumber who wants to fit a ‘fanny trap’.

At its heart, Totally explores that universal, lingering feeling that you might be getting life ever so slightly wrong.

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General sale will commence at 11:00 am on Friday 2nd October. Click here for all the latest dates and ticketing information.

‘Riotous stuff, perfectly delivered’ ★★★★ – The Scotsman

‘A neatly judged mix of realism and ripe exaggeration delivered at a frantically camp pace’ ★★★★ – The Times

‘A riotous rollercoaster ride’ ★★★★ – The Evening Standard

2027/28 TOUR DATES

23 Oct 2027 – Southend – Cliffs Pavilion
30 Oct 2027 – Basingstoke – The Anvil

4 Nov 2027 – Tunbridge Wells – Assembly Hall
6 Nov 2027 – Plymouth – Arena
10 Nov 2027 – London – New Wimbledon Theatre
13 Nov 2027 – Dublin – 3Olympia
25 Nov 2027 – Halifax – Victoria Theatre
26 Nov 2027 – Hull – Connexin Live
28 Nov 2027 – Southampton – Mayflower

3 Dec 2027 – Eastbourne – Congress
4 Dec 2027 – High Wycombe – Wycombe Swan Theatre
10 Dec 2027 – Scarborough – Spa
11 Dec 2027 – York – Barbican

6 Jan 2028 – Stoke-on-Trent – Regent Theatre
8 Jan 2028 – Manchester – Opera House
14 Jan 2028 – Exeter – The Great Hall
15 Jan 2028 – Truro – Hall for Cornwall
27 Jan 2028 – Aylesbury – Waterside
29 Jan 2028 – Bournemouth – Pavilion Theatre

5 Feb 2028 – Birmingham – Hippodrome
6 Feb 2028 – Wolverhampton – Grand Theatre
9 Feb 2028 – King’s Lynn – Corn Exchange
12 Feb 2028 – Ipswich – Regent Theatre
18 Feb 2028 – Canterbury – The Marlowe (on sale soon)
19 Feb 2028 – Cardiff – New Theatre
26 Feb 2028 – Guildford – G Live

2 Mar 2028 – Reading – Hexagon
11 Mar 2028 – Brighton – Dome
16 Mar 2028 – Inverness – Eden Court
17 Mar 2028 – Perth – Concert Hall
18 Mar 2028 – Dundee – Caird Hall
19 Mar 2028 – Aberdeen – Music Hall
24 Mar 2028 – Northampton – Royal & Derngate
25 Mar 2028 – Nottingham – Royal Concert Hall
31 Mar 2028 – Leicester – De Montfort Hall

1 Apr 2028 – Bath – Forum
7 Apr 2028 – London – Palladium
8 Apr 2028 – London – Palladium
13 Apr 2028 – Carlisle – Sands Centre
21 Apr 2028 – Bromley – Churchill Theatre
22 Apr 2028 – Bromley – Churchill Theatre
26 Apr 2028 – Blackpool – Grand
27 Apr 2028 – Blackburn – King George’s Hall
28 Apr 2028 – Sheffield – City Hall

4 May 2028 – Stockton-on-Tees – The Globe
5 May 2028 – Newcastle – O2 City Hall
11 May 2028 – Edinburgh – Playhouse
12 May 2028 – Glasgow – King’s Theatre
20 May 2028 – Coventry – Warwick Arts Centre
27 May 2028 – Oxford – New Theatre

2 Jun 2028 – Bristol – Beacon
3 Jun 2028 – Swansea – Building Society Arena
8 Jun 2028 – Stockport – Plaza

31 Aug 2028 – Colchester – Charter Hall

2 Sep 2028 – Woking – Theatre
8 Sep 2028 – Derry – Milennium Forum
9 Sep 2028 – Belfast – Waterfront
16 Sep 2028 – Liverpool – Empire